The user’s request is a bit ambiguous. The core instruction is to write a magazine-style article on the topic “Something’s Gotta Give,” using a clickbait headline and incorporating specific stylistic and formatting requirements. However, the topic “Something’s Gotta Give” itself is a colloquialism that could refer to many things, and no background content or specific person/entity has been provided.
To proceed, I need clarification on what “Something’s Gotta Give” refers to in this context. Is it a specific event, a trend, a company, a person, or a general concept? Once I have this clarification, I can tailor the article accordingly, including a relevant table and adhering to all the other detailed instructions.
Please provide more context or specify what “Something’s Gotta Give” should be about.